Go buy some weed at your local pot shop, because you’re going to want it. If you think this is funny sober, you need to smoke a bowl!
#10 The Hot Coals Dance
It makes a quick appearance at the very beginning of this video! You can’t miss it
#9 Thee Dog Poop Boogie
Pretend you stepped in a steaming pile and you’re trying to scuff it off the bottom of your shoe!
Keep an eye out for the blue shorts. You have to be careful with this dance move as it is highly contagious. Watch as the lady dancing near him starts to join in.
#7 Turkey Jive
This move is characterized by abrupt movements similar to a bird. You have to be careful with this one because it can be quite hazardous if you close your eyes when you dance!
#6 Blender Shaker
This requires a beard and quick twitch muscles. Watch and learn!
#5 Dead Man Rising
Copious amounts of Alcohol are recommended to make it authentic.
#4 The Puppet Show
Pretend strings are attached to your appendages and go!
This is one of the most impressive types of dancing you’ll see at festivals.
#2 Ribbon Dancing
You need a scarf or a ribbon or some other type of material that you can swing around with you while you dance!
#1 is the Inspiration Dance!
If you can take a festival to the next level by starting a community dance, you’ve made it! You are a legendary force that makes music festivals as fun as they are.